Monday, April 18, 2011

Mama's in trouble!

Is there a kitty abuse hotline?? I need one to report Mama! See, we were layin in bed together, she was lovin on Sammy & I (Fes) decided to get in on the action. Well, bout the time I get ready for my skritches, Sammy decides to put the bitey on Mama's arm...then she bopped me right on the nose!! Oh she claims it was an accident but it was abuse I tell ya! Anybuddy got a number I can call??

11 comments:

Mr Puddy said...

Call me : )

Kea said...

We think you could go to the media with this! Call a press conference, get this terrible ordeal splashed all over the internet and tv!

-Fuzzy Tales

Katnip Lounge said...

Purrsonal revenge is funner...we say YAK!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Our mom has done that too "by accident" - we agree with the revenge theory. Yak up a big hairball, preferably right on her bed!

ABBY said...

I think you need to call Mr Puddy too, no one messes with da Pudster!

purrs
xoxox
Abby

Angel and Kirby said...

So Sammy did the bittie and you got the bopping! That is just not fair. WE hope Mom did not get hurt to bad!

The Island Cats said...

That's just not right!!

Hansel said...

when you find that number you give it to us!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Yes, definitely report it. But first call our Dr. Buddy. He'll give you a complete exam, document any signs of abuse, and testify in kangaroo ... uh, kitty court for you.

Camp Stanhope Happenings said...

You can call me and I'll let you rant on and on about your mommy. I won't hurt her, though! She's good to you the rest of the time....

A few Good Cats said...

Festus, indeed there has been an injustice done to you. However, we believe your human mama will not need the threat of legal action to make things right. If you play your cards right, you can get treats and extra loving for weeks to come.